1 00:00:36,860 --> 00:00:41,860 It's morning in America and get ready for a good day. 2 00:01:20,700 --> 00:01:23,650 I forgot to water the plants. 3 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:27,700 Maybe it's you who needs nourishment. 4 00:01:27,820 --> 00:01:30,859 The engine runs at full speed. 5 00:01:30,860 --> 00:01:35,619 You're as hard as a brick house. 6 00:01:35,620 --> 00:01:40,620 I'm riding you... 7 00:01:48,340 --> 00:01:52,059 Ride, cowboy! 8 00:01:57,180 --> 00:02:02,180 Ride, cowboy! 9 00:02:41,020 --> 00:02:46,020 Touchdown! 10 00:04:04,580 --> 00:04:08,299 Last night you could hear Camille all down the hall. 11 00:04:08,300 --> 00:04:09,939 I don't want to brag.... 12 00:04:09,940 --> 00:04:14,499 Kevin, You owe me two shots in return. 13 00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:18,899 I wish I could do it, but I have urgent business. 14 00:04:18,900 --> 00:04:23,779 What the fuck is that? 15 00:04:23,780 --> 00:04:26,179 'Cindy gets SINcinnati'? 16 00:04:26,180 --> 00:04:27,579 Where did you get it? 17 00:04:27,580 --> 00:04:29,979 A high school friend. With these video recorders... 18 00:04:29,980 --> 00:04:32,019 you have a porn cinema in your room. 19 00:04:32,020 --> 00:04:37,020 Cindy She has the biggest tits since Rio Grande! 20 00:04:37,580 --> 00:04:39,419 Put it on. 21 00:04:39,420 --> 00:04:44,420 I don't know, Justin. I'm not so sure you like it. 22 00:04:54,300 --> 00:04:59,300 All kids go through phases like this. Mine is taking a little longer. 23 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,979 Haven't finished yet? 24 00:05:02,980 --> 00:05:06,419 If you have a big one, it takes longer... 25 00:05:06,420 --> 00:05:11,420 Look at Cindy's bush. 26 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:15,139 Do you want some lube? 27 00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:25,099 I'll show you. 28 00:05:26,140 --> 00:05:28,339 What the fuck are you doing, man? 29 00:05:28,340 --> 00:05:31,340 Nothing. 30 00:05:39,180 --> 00:05:41,379 Where did you get this shit? 31 00:05:41,380 --> 00:05:46,380 Keep your eyes on her. 32 00:05:50,220 --> 00:05:51,979 Here it comes. 33 00:05:51,980 --> 00:05:55,779 Here we are. 34 00:06:18,740 --> 00:06:21,579 Nice shot. 35 00:06:21,580 --> 00:06:26,580 A classic is a classic. 36 00:06:41,020 --> 00:06:46,020 So... what are we doing on Saturday? 37 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:50,539 The girls will be in Austin for the game at 6. 38 00:06:50,540 --> 00:06:53,059 You put the wheels on it. I'll put the beer in. 39 00:06:53,060 --> 00:06:57,379 - Pussy and Longhorns Texas Football. - There is nothing better! 40 00:07:02,980 --> 00:07:06,099 Man, I wish I could have come to the game on Saturday. 41 00:07:06,100 --> 00:07:08,139 I would have liked to be with you at the shed. 42 00:07:08,140 --> 00:07:11,219 Come on friend. We haven't seen each other since this summer. 43 00:07:11,220 --> 00:07:12,619 Danny will be here too. 44 00:07:12,620 --> 00:07:14,099 Do they give you a whole week of vacation? 45 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:18,379 Take it or leave it... 46 00:07:18,380 --> 00:07:20,499 You should take your education seriously. 47 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:22,979 I'm going to be a faggot before that happens. 48 00:07:22,980 --> 00:07:25,859 Too late, boy. You're already a fagot. 49 00:07:25,860 --> 00:07:28,379 Eat me, all of it. 50 00:07:28,380 --> 00:07:30,619 I love our boy talk.... 51 00:07:30,620 --> 00:07:32,259 Steve, I have a couple of exams coming up. 52 00:07:32,260 --> 00:07:34,059 You can study here. 53 00:07:34,060 --> 00:07:35,619 Yes, of course...! 54 00:07:35,620 --> 00:07:38,579 Did I mention there would be some pussy? 55 00:07:38,580 --> 00:07:40,579 Pussy galore. 56 00:07:40,580 --> 00:07:42,099 I'll think about it. 57 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:45,139 - Shovel pussy. - I'm thinking about it. 58 00:07:45,140 --> 00:07:46,579 Amazing pussy! 59 00:08:05,100 --> 00:08:08,979 There you are, Kev. 60 00:08:08,980 --> 00:08:12,019 Camille asked for you. 61 00:08:12,020 --> 00:08:16,419 Oh yes? I've been meaning to call her. 62 00:08:20,060 --> 00:08:21,299 Good heavens! 63 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:25,179 What makes you laugh like a sheep? 64 00:08:25,180 --> 00:08:28,979 You will be my date for the fall dance, Kev? 65 00:08:28,980 --> 00:08:31,339 If stupidity was shit, you would fertilize an acre. 66 00:08:31,340 --> 00:08:34,899 What if the brain was dynamite, you wouldn't even blow your nose. 67 00:08:34,900 --> 00:08:39,900 It's 'wear jeans if you're gay' day, idiots! 68 00:08:44,220 --> 00:08:49,220 Yes. Go. You better hurry. 69 00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:22,619 HI. 70 00:09:22,620 --> 00:09:25,299 I've never seen you before... 71 00:09:25,300 --> 00:09:30,300 I'm new... Cesar. 72 00:09:30,460 --> 00:09:31,579 Kevin. 73 00:09:31,580 --> 00:09:36,580 Nice to meet you, Kevin. 74 00:09:37,340 --> 00:09:40,339 You know about 'wear jeans if you're gay'. 75 00:09:40,340 --> 00:09:41,939 Certain. 76 00:09:41,940 --> 00:09:44,579 I organized it. 77 00:09:44,580 --> 00:09:48,659 Fuck. Very cool. 78 00:09:48,660 --> 00:09:52,699 Strange as everyone's jeans They look like they're in the laundry today. 79 00:09:52,700 --> 00:09:56,379 If you want there's plenty of room at my table. 80 00:09:56,380 --> 00:09:59,859 No, I was just looking for my pen. 81 00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:04,860 Oh, here it is. Well, see you again... 82 00:10:11,100 --> 00:10:15,299 Cesar is probably lurking somewhere strategic now 83 00:10:15,300 --> 00:10:20,300 or is sniffing panties at the gym. 84 00:10:31,260 --> 00:10:36,260 Who knows what that poor boy has to endure. 85 00:10:46,340 --> 00:10:50,299 Back to blue jeans, I see. 86 00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:55,179 HI. 87 00:10:55,180 --> 00:11:00,180 Do you mind if I join you? 88 00:11:02,260 --> 00:11:03,739 Caesar, right? 89 00:11:03,740 --> 00:11:08,740 Cesar... I didn't mean to disturb you. My roommate he needs his privacy. 90 00:11:08,940 --> 00:11:11,819 Is he...? 91 00:11:13,620 --> 00:11:18,579 He has about ten girlfriends. Sometimes all in the same weekend. 92 00:11:18,580 --> 00:11:23,139 That seems pretty healthy to me. 93 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:25,939 If you like that kind of thing. 94 00:11:25,940 --> 00:11:30,940 Hey! Why aren't you at the Saloon? 95 00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:37,579 Sorry, Tink. This is a fag-free zone. 96 00:11:37,580 --> 00:11:39,659 Damn, Justin. Give it a rest! 97 00:11:39,660 --> 00:11:43,779 Don't listen to him, you can stay if you want. 98 00:11:43,780 --> 00:11:48,779 I prefer to go. 99 00:11:48,780 --> 00:11:52,339 Hi, Kevin. 100 00:11:52,340 --> 00:11:57,340 Hi, Kevin. You better hurry! Hurry up. 101 00:11:57,980 --> 00:12:00,859 He didn't do anything to you. What's your problem? 102 00:12:00,860 --> 00:12:03,579 You don't know, of course. 103 00:12:03,580 --> 00:12:05,379 Know what? 104 00:12:05,380 --> 00:12:09,539 He was kicked out of Sigma Nu for missing a goal. 105 00:12:09,540 --> 00:12:11,939 And I'm not talking about the solemn brotherhood. 106 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,059 Are you kidding me? 107 00:12:13,060 --> 00:12:17,019 He had a gallon of cum in his stomach... 108 00:12:17,020 --> 00:12:20,219 for the too many cocks he had pumped. 109 00:12:20,220 --> 00:12:22,139 He exaggerated... 110 00:12:22,140 --> 00:12:27,140 He would have smoked your joint if I hadn't saved your ass. 111 00:12:31,260 --> 00:12:36,260 I like Western Civ. Stimulates deep thoughts. 112 00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:42,900 But... I would really like a blowjob. 113 00:12:57,140 --> 00:13:00,659 Your thesis lacks solid foundations. He doesn't say anything. 114 00:13:00,660 --> 00:13:03,219 Maybe it's because the book is bland. 115 00:13:03,220 --> 00:13:06,419 The author spent four pages to describe a tree. 116 00:13:06,420 --> 00:13:07,699 A fucking tree! 117 00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:12,059 Then say it. Without too many 'fucks', of course. 118 00:13:12,060 --> 00:13:15,619 If you wrote like you speak, you might get an A. 119 00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:18,859 - Oh no, not this idiot. - Do you know this guy? 120 00:13:18,860 --> 00:13:21,339 He's in my English class. 121 00:13:21,340 --> 00:13:22,579 Howdy, ma'am. 122 00:13:22,580 --> 00:13:24,979 Let's delve deeper into Willa Cather here. 123 00:13:24,980 --> 00:13:27,619 I don't find any sense in Willa, you know? 124 00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:30,379 Maybe you could help me to do your homework sooner or later. 125 00:13:30,380 --> 00:13:34,179 I suggest you take lessons from my brilliant tutor here... 126 00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:37,379 Yes ma'am. 127 00:13:37,380 --> 00:13:38,739 Have you seen Kevin, Tinkerbell? 128 00:13:38,740 --> 00:13:40,019 Excuse me? 129 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,019 Your boyfriend. 130 00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:42,419 Why don't you go fuck yourself? 131 00:13:42,420 --> 00:13:45,979 You mean the boy who isn't a total homophobic idiot? 132 00:13:45,980 --> 00:13:47,339 Yes. 133 00:13:47,340 --> 00:13:49,739 No, I haven't seen it. 134 00:13:49,740 --> 00:13:52,579 If you wanted to study together... 135 00:13:52,580 --> 00:13:55,459 - I would be there. - Hello then... 136 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:56,699 If you change your mind... 137 00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:59,699 Do I look like someone who will change her mind? 138 00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:04,700 OK. I'm leaving. 139 00:14:21,420 --> 00:14:23,859 After you. 140 00:14:23,860 --> 00:14:28,860 - I don't have time for two shots, man. - Who said anything about basketball? 141 00:14:31,380 --> 00:14:36,380 I brought you some biscuits... Since you defended me yesterday... 142 00:14:39,820 --> 00:14:42,899 Thanks. 143 00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:46,459 Nobody should talk like that. 144 00:14:46,460 --> 00:14:51,460 It's really disrespectful, isn't it? 145 00:14:52,180 --> 00:14:54,899 Do you play football? 146 00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:57,259 One junior year then one senior year. 147 00:14:57,260 --> 00:14:58,819 What role did you play? 148 00:14:58,820 --> 00:15:02,179 Receiver. I have a good pair of hands. 149 00:15:02,180 --> 00:15:04,339 I bet Miss December appreciates it. 150 00:15:04,340 --> 00:15:06,819 In my humble opinion, should have been Playmate of the Year. 151 00:15:06,820 --> 00:15:10,139 I would have bet on Miss October. 152 00:15:10,140 --> 00:15:11,739 Witty. 153 00:15:11,740 --> 00:15:14,899 - You're one of those liberals... - Try. You will like it. 154 00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:15,939 Who are these guys? 155 00:15:15,940 --> 00:15:19,059 On the left is Danny, my best friend. 156 00:15:19,060 --> 00:15:22,099 In the middle is Steve, my other best friend. 157 00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:25,859 Danny is the intellectual. Steve is the womanizer. 158 00:15:25,860 --> 00:15:29,019 And what are you? 159 00:15:29,020 --> 00:15:32,179 Just a nice guy... 160 00:15:32,180 --> 00:15:34,819 ...which can change its skin like a rattlesnake. 161 00:15:34,820 --> 00:15:36,419 No. 162 00:15:36,420 --> 00:15:38,139 And you know it... 163 00:15:38,140 --> 00:15:40,219 Dangerous... 164 00:15:40,220 --> 00:15:41,379 Did you make them? 165 00:15:41,380 --> 00:15:44,659 A semester course, just for fun... 166 00:15:44,660 --> 00:15:46,219 They are really beautiful. 167 00:15:46,220 --> 00:15:49,019 Thank you. 168 00:15:49,020 --> 00:15:51,099 Can I squirt you? 169 00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:52,779 Splash me? 170 00:15:52,780 --> 00:15:56,739 I have to practice with human subjects. 171 00:15:56,740 --> 00:16:00,419 Certain. Yes. 172 00:16:00,420 --> 00:16:05,420 The thing is… you have to be naked. 173 00:16:08,660 --> 00:16:11,059 Just what I need. 174 00:16:11,060 --> 00:16:12,859 I was hoping you'd come back. 175 00:16:12,860 --> 00:16:15,579 What brought you back here? 176 00:16:15,580 --> 00:16:17,659 Cesar promised to meet me after dinner. 177 00:16:17,660 --> 00:16:20,379 We were interrupted this afternoon... 178 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:21,619 If you know what I mean. 179 00:16:21,620 --> 00:16:26,620 Come on, Cesar doesn't mind you, at least a little? 180 00:16:28,580 --> 00:16:31,659 Now I have no reason to stay. 181 00:16:31,660 --> 00:16:35,979 I was hoping that maybe we could study together 182 00:16:35,980 --> 00:16:40,980 and then maybe have a couple of beers. 183 00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:46,220 I'm curious. How many times have you been rejected? 184 00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:49,459 Only two. 185 00:16:49,460 --> 00:16:52,460 Why? 186 00:16:55,380 --> 00:17:00,380 I'm a little shy, when I don't know someone well. 187 00:17:01,940 --> 00:17:04,739 Should I close my eyes? 188 00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:08,339 I'm just asking... Mom always told me to be kind. 189 00:17:08,340 --> 00:17:11,339 So be kind and tell me I'm not too skinny. 190 00:17:11,340 --> 00:17:15,259 I like thin, it's easier to draw. 191 00:17:15,260 --> 00:17:18,819 I would like to be more specific, but... 192 00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:20,859 What is that? 193 00:17:20,860 --> 00:17:23,379 For the newspaper. 194 00:17:23,380 --> 00:17:24,699 I am joking. 195 00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:28,099 I need a visual reference to finish the drawing. 196 00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:31,499 Only when I get to know you better. 197 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:36,500 I obey. 198 00:17:56,860 --> 00:17:58,659 WoW. 199 00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:02,660 There's nothing I haven't seen before in gym class. 200 00:18:05,660 --> 00:18:08,660 Are you going to stare or draw? 201 00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:22,700 Can you turn around slightly, thanks? 202 00:18:25,780 --> 00:18:28,699 How am I doing? 203 00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:32,259 You look like you were born for the part! 204 00:18:32,260 --> 00:18:37,260 So tell me, Mr. Artist, why do models have to be naked? 205 00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:57,459 The lines... 206 00:18:57,460 --> 00:19:02,460 The underwear interrupts the V-line between the stomach and the groin. 207 00:19:05,580 --> 00:19:09,019 I guess that this isn't your first rodeo. 208 00:19:09,020 --> 00:19:14,020 I don't know what you mean. 209 00:19:18,580 --> 00:19:20,459 What are you doing? 210 00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,299 I should ask you the same question. 211 00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:27,300 You can't kiss me like that. 212 00:19:29,980 --> 00:19:31,419 Who knows what I was thinking... 213 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:34,699 Look, I'm not that kind of guy, that's all. 214 00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:36,779 Did your hand wander down there by any chance? 215 00:19:36,780 --> 00:19:40,579 I was just looking the sense of proportion for the sketch. 216 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:43,259 You are a complete disappointment. 217 00:19:43,260 --> 00:19:45,659 I'm sorry that you got the wrong idea. 218 00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:47,619 No hard feelings, okay? 219 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:51,379 You're nothing but a little slut. 220 00:19:51,380 --> 00:19:56,380 You call ME a slut? 221 00:19:57,900 --> 00:20:02,299 Don't come near me again! 222 00:20:03,820 --> 00:20:08,820 I can't believe I left that he took advantage of me like that. 223 00:20:17,140 --> 00:20:19,819 Yes, friend! Hot girls... 224 00:20:19,820 --> 00:20:23,499 and Susannah just for you. 225 00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:25,219 I can't come to the shed... 226 00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:27,459 It's all for you, Kev... 227 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:32,379 Just for you. 228 00:20:32,380 --> 00:20:33,899 Is everything okay, buddy? 229 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,499 Would you tell me if you weren't like that... 230 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:38,819 Right? 231 00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:40,979 I don't know. 232 00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:43,339 I haven't had much luck lately with things 'just for me'. 233 00:20:43,340 --> 00:20:46,979 He was a semi-finalist with the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders, Kev. 234 00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:48,939 A semi-finalist, can you imagine? 235 00:20:48,940 --> 00:20:51,019 - Do you know what that means? - What does it mean? 236 00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:55,020 It means that the whole team is made! 237 00:21:02,380 --> 00:21:05,739 HI. 238 00:21:05,740 --> 00:21:09,939 Your roommate Is he tearing up the sheets again? 239 00:21:09,940 --> 00:21:14,819 Go away. 240 00:21:14,820 --> 00:21:18,899 Cesar, don't sulk at me. 241 00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:23,900 I miss my home and you are the nicest person I have met here. 242 00:21:24,580 --> 00:21:28,859 Can I talk to you? 243 00:21:28,860 --> 00:21:31,859 With tact. 244 00:21:31,860 --> 00:21:36,619 I mean every word I said. 245 00:21:36,620 --> 00:21:41,459 You are a problem, with a capital P. 246 00:21:41,460 --> 00:21:46,460 This is Freddie. That's Jimmy. This is Dolores. 247 00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:49,619 Do your plants have a name? 248 00:21:49,620 --> 00:21:51,779 It's the closest thing to pet puppies. 249 00:21:51,780 --> 00:21:53,459 My parents are just as crazy. 250 00:21:53,460 --> 00:21:55,539 But I'm ok. 251 00:21:55,540 --> 00:21:58,539 You're lucky. 252 00:21:58,540 --> 00:22:01,939 Do you mind if I take a quick shower? 253 00:22:03,420 --> 00:22:05,339 I have to go and study a bit. 254 00:22:05,340 --> 00:22:07,859 Oh no. Stay. 255 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,539 It won't take long. 256 00:22:09,540 --> 00:22:14,540 Sit down. 257 00:22:17,460 --> 00:22:22,460 I will admire... your plants. 258 00:22:25,860 --> 00:22:30,860 Here's a good read to keep you busy. 259 00:22:31,300 --> 00:22:33,300 Sounds like fun. 260 00:22:38,580 --> 00:22:41,619 There are a lot of good articles. 261 00:22:41,620 --> 00:22:45,620 Check out these bazookas... 262 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:50,139 Why are you showering now? 263 00:22:50,140 --> 00:22:53,099 The bathroom is less crowded in the evening. 264 00:22:53,100 --> 00:22:56,379 I'm very shy. 265 00:22:56,380 --> 00:23:00,380 Should I close my eyes? 266 00:23:05,780 --> 00:23:08,780 Too late. 267 00:23:12,340 --> 00:23:16,219 I can't find my shaving cream. 268 00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:19,900 - Do you see her by any chance? - I never learn my lesson. 269 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,499 What did you say? 270 00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:25,579 Because you have to be so damn irresistible? 271 00:23:25,580 --> 00:23:29,899 Boys don't tell boys, Cesar. Especially if they are naked. 272 00:23:29,900 --> 00:23:33,219 Then come and get your robe. 273 00:23:33,220 --> 00:23:38,220 You're really in trouble, buddy. 274 00:23:48,340 --> 00:23:49,859 You're fucking strong. 275 00:23:49,860 --> 00:23:53,539 You're fucking male. 276 00:23:53,540 --> 00:23:58,540 No hasty conclusions, señor. 277 00:24:26,740 --> 00:24:29,179 Brenda, don't go away. 278 00:24:29,180 --> 00:24:33,859 I told you, honey. I have to meet dad on campus tomorrow at 7. 279 00:24:33,860 --> 00:24:37,899 Are you going out with me or with your father? 280 00:24:37,900 --> 00:24:41,219 Be patient... 281 00:24:41,220 --> 00:24:44,659 You are so beautiful! 282 00:24:44,660 --> 00:24:49,299 You sure know how to use words... 283 00:24:49,300 --> 00:24:51,779 You'll be back soon, right? 284 00:24:51,780 --> 00:24:56,780 The girls and I will be here on Friday. But I don't agree with you, understand? 285 00:25:05,220 --> 00:25:09,339 Can I spend the night here? 286 00:25:09,340 --> 00:25:10,979 Someone will see you. 287 00:25:10,980 --> 00:25:15,980 So what? 288 00:25:18,260 --> 00:25:23,260 Only this time and don't gossip around! 289 00:25:26,820 --> 00:25:30,659 You're sexier than a mutton covered in pepper. 290 00:25:30,660 --> 00:25:32,219 You're kidding me. 291 00:25:32,220 --> 00:25:36,699 Never. 292 00:25:36,700 --> 00:25:41,700 Night. 293 00:25:46,300 --> 00:25:51,300 Cesar? 294 00:25:55,860 --> 00:25:58,860 I'm in bed with a homosexual. 295 00:26:13,980 --> 00:26:16,579 After you. 296 00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:25,539 Good morning. 297 00:26:25,540 --> 00:26:29,699 Courtesy of the dormitory cafeteria. 298 00:26:29,700 --> 00:26:32,779 It's the thought that counts. 299 00:26:32,780 --> 00:26:34,259 Thanks... I'm starving. 300 00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:36,659 Just like grandma used to make. 301 00:26:36,660 --> 00:26:38,859 Do you always get up this early? 302 00:26:38,860 --> 00:26:41,739 Only if I really feel like it. 303 00:26:41,740 --> 00:26:43,339 By the way... 304 00:26:43,340 --> 00:26:47,099 Are you trying to get me in trouble? 305 00:26:47,100 --> 00:26:49,499 See you tonight. I have to go... 306 00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:54,500 I missed a tutoring appointment, last night, I'm going to get it... 307 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:56,419 Look both ways when you go out. 308 00:26:56,420 --> 00:27:01,420 I will tell them that you are one of my students. Isn't that true? 309 00:27:04,060 --> 00:27:09,060 WoW, if it was a girl, I'd be on a train with biscuit wheels. 310 00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:13,499 Hey, cum guzzler! 311 00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:15,339 Jesus! Is knocking no longer used? 312 00:27:15,340 --> 00:27:18,819 Who put a bug in your ass? 313 00:27:18,820 --> 00:27:23,820 Nobody? 314 00:27:24,020 --> 00:27:27,819 You look guilty... 315 00:27:27,820 --> 00:27:32,379 I studied all night. 316 00:27:32,380 --> 00:27:33,619 Are you sorry?! 317 00:27:33,620 --> 00:27:37,779 I knew it! 318 00:27:37,780 --> 00:27:42,459 I can smell pussy from meters away. You dog! Hunting dog! 319 00:27:42,460 --> 00:27:45,099 Tell me everything! Was it Camille? 320 00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:45,899 It was Camille, right? 321 00:27:45,900 --> 00:27:50,259 Is there a hole in the bed? Oh my God! 322 00:27:50,260 --> 00:27:52,499 But stop it! Come on...! 323 00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:56,379 Let's go, let's play basketball. 324 00:27:56,380 --> 00:27:59,259 Yes, I'm coming. 325 00:27:59,260 --> 00:28:04,260 In comparing Willa Cather to Edgar A. Poe, we must examine first 326 00:28:04,380 --> 00:28:08,819 their relationship with the reader seen through... 327 00:28:08,820 --> 00:28:11,419 Are you there? 328 00:28:11,420 --> 00:28:13,339 But yes, I'm fine, 329 00:28:13,340 --> 00:28:14,659 Who is He? 330 00:28:14,660 --> 00:28:16,259 Nobody. 331 00:28:16,260 --> 00:28:21,260 I'm just in a good mood, that's all. 332 00:28:21,820 --> 00:28:23,419 What is your favorite song? 333 00:28:23,420 --> 00:28:25,899 Don't laugh. 334 00:28:25,900 --> 00:28:29,019 'Sailing' by Christopher Cross. 335 00:28:29,020 --> 00:28:30,899 I love that song. 336 00:28:30,900 --> 00:28:33,699 - Of course! - Seriously! 337 00:28:33,700 --> 00:28:38,700 - Do you want me to sing it for you? - No. No. I believe you. 338 00:28:40,140 --> 00:28:43,339 I always played it in my headphones, while I was looking after the cattle. 339 00:28:43,340 --> 00:28:48,340 It made me feel like it was there a world of possibilities out there for me. 340 00:28:52,780 --> 00:28:56,219 But you're a smart guy, Cesar. You can do anything you can think of. 341 00:28:56,220 --> 00:28:57,219 No. 342 00:28:57,220 --> 00:29:00,099 Yes. 343 00:29:00,100 --> 00:29:02,979 If you also understood accounting... 344 00:29:02,980 --> 00:29:04,939 You should be an artist. 345 00:29:04,940 --> 00:29:06,459 It's not practical, man. 346 00:29:06,460 --> 00:29:09,019 You care too much about being practical. 347 00:29:09,020 --> 00:29:14,020 And you are as stubborn as an ox. 348 00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:32,459 I truly am the most beautiful person what did you meet here? 349 00:29:32,460 --> 00:29:34,419 Or was it just bullshit? 350 00:29:34,420 --> 00:29:37,979 This is bullshit... 351 00:29:37,980 --> 00:29:41,259 Of course I meant it. 352 00:29:41,260 --> 00:29:45,579 But I didn't want you to get strange ideas, that's all. 353 00:29:45,580 --> 00:29:48,659 What ideas? 354 00:29:48,660 --> 00:29:53,660 You know… ideas. 355 00:29:54,540 --> 00:29:56,299 Danny... 356 00:29:56,300 --> 00:30:01,300 Take off your coat. Stay here. 357 00:30:01,380 --> 00:30:02,899 Do you want a beer? 358 00:30:02,900 --> 00:30:05,059 When is Kevin coming? 359 00:30:05,060 --> 00:30:09,899 Well, I'm still working on it. 360 00:30:09,900 --> 00:30:11,019 Steve! 361 00:30:11,020 --> 00:30:12,859 After all this mess? 362 00:30:12,860 --> 00:30:15,419 Calm down, Danny. 363 00:30:15,420 --> 00:30:18,179 I'm doing my best. 364 00:30:18,180 --> 00:30:20,459 Well, what did he say? 365 00:30:20,460 --> 00:30:22,179 Nothing. 366 00:30:22,180 --> 00:30:25,019 But I have an idea... 367 00:30:25,020 --> 00:30:30,020 I think that our boy is falling in love. 368 00:30:43,580 --> 00:30:46,379 Close your eyes. 369 00:30:46,380 --> 00:30:48,379 But... They're already closed! 370 00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:49,939 Are they closed? 371 00:30:49,940 --> 00:30:54,019 Yes. 372 00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:57,699 If you fool me, you will pay. 373 00:30:57,700 --> 00:31:01,259 Keep them closed. 374 00:31:01,260 --> 00:31:06,260 And don't peek. 375 00:31:13,340 --> 00:31:18,340 I warned you... 376 00:31:19,300 --> 00:31:21,659 I don't know what to say. 377 00:31:21,660 --> 00:31:26,059 Don't say anything. 378 00:31:26,060 --> 00:31:30,659 I have to go, okay? 379 00:31:30,660 --> 00:31:31,979 Kevin! 380 00:31:36,340 --> 00:31:39,739 A wise choice, my friend. 381 00:31:39,740 --> 00:31:42,099 I should be there in a few hours. 382 00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:45,219 What's wrong? Looks like you put the turbo on. 383 00:31:45,220 --> 00:31:47,499 I'm racing to beat the record. 384 00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:49,499 Have you heard of a storm coming? 385 00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:53,179 What will a little rain be like? It will be an unforgettable weekend. 386 00:31:53,180 --> 00:31:55,099 I'm counting on it. 387 00:31:55,100 --> 00:31:57,859 Did I mention how sexy Susannah is? 388 00:31:57,860 --> 00:31:59,019 Three times. 389 00:31:59,020 --> 00:32:02,459 Hurry up, buddy. The girls will be... 390 00:32:02,460 --> 00:32:03,699 Yes! 391 00:32:03,700 --> 00:32:05,059 What made him change his mind? 392 00:32:05,060 --> 00:32:06,699 What does it matter? 393 00:32:06,700 --> 00:32:11,700 It's gone! 394 00:32:17,380 --> 00:32:22,380 It's nice to be outdoors. It gives me a new perspective. 395 00:33:08,500 --> 00:33:13,500 The truth is that Cesar is a good guy, a true friend. 396 00:33:15,140 --> 00:33:18,979 In short, the fact of having fixed the match 397 00:33:18,980 --> 00:33:23,980 It doesn't mean he's a bad person. 398 00:33:42,180 --> 00:33:45,939 More than anything now, I need to be among my peers. 399 00:33:45,940 --> 00:33:50,940 And put things right. 400 00:34:18,540 --> 00:34:23,540 Is anyone home? 401 00:34:23,780 --> 00:34:28,780 HI! 402 00:34:30,940 --> 00:34:32,979 - You did it! - Hi buddy! 403 00:34:34,150 --> 00:34:35,819 Stay there! 404 00:34:35,820 --> 00:34:37,900 - You like it, I know. - Yes, in your 'wet' dreams. 405 00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:40,859 Now it's Daniel. 406 00:34:40,860 --> 00:34:42,259 Daniel? 407 00:34:42,260 --> 00:34:46,739 Don't be fooled, the snobbish gentleman is still our Danny boy. 408 00:34:46,740 --> 00:34:48,019 I'm not a snob. 409 00:34:48,020 --> 00:34:51,779 And I'm not naked. 410 00:34:51,780 --> 00:34:53,459 I'm looking forward to meeting this girlfriend of yours...Carla, Danny. 411 00:34:53,460 --> 00:34:54,699 Daniel. 412 00:34:54,700 --> 00:34:56,379 We've been together for two months. 413 00:34:56,380 --> 00:34:57,339 Handsome. 414 00:34:57,340 --> 00:34:59,659 From the photos Steve sent, It seems like you were made for each other. 415 00:34:59,660 --> 00:35:00,499 But yes! 416 00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:04,499 With any luck this weekend, the big boy will lose his V. 417 00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:06,739 Fuck you! It's already happened. 418 00:35:06,740 --> 00:35:08,739 Yes. Of course. 419 00:35:10,740 --> 00:35:14,099 Put the leash on the animal, I have to cook. 420 00:35:14,100 --> 00:35:16,819 I'm happy you made it, friend. 421 00:35:16,820 --> 00:35:18,179 How many memories... 422 00:35:18,180 --> 00:35:21,339 - I hope you're ready for Susannah. - You can't imagine how much. 423 00:35:21,340 --> 00:35:26,340 Check out my zebra print bedspread. It's wonderful. 424 00:35:29,220 --> 00:35:31,259 I bet the chicks love it. 425 00:35:32,580 --> 00:35:36,379 Brenda looked like an orgasmic monkey about that thing the other night... 426 00:35:36,380 --> 00:35:39,219 That girl... she knows how to turn me on! 427 00:35:39,220 --> 00:35:42,219 How about getting dressed? 428 00:35:42,220 --> 00:35:46,259 Yes. That's it! 429 00:35:46,260 --> 00:35:47,459 Exaggerated. 430 00:35:47,460 --> 00:35:49,419 I don't know what it is, Kevin... 431 00:35:49,420 --> 00:35:51,819 Something in you It brings out my 'lively' side. 432 00:35:51,820 --> 00:35:54,379 Why do you put those videos away? 433 00:35:54,380 --> 00:35:57,259 The first rule when the girls come... 434 00:35:57,260 --> 00:35:59,699 Remove porn from rooms. 435 00:35:59,700 --> 00:36:02,819 'Cindy becomes SINcinnati' proved useful. 436 00:36:02,820 --> 00:36:07,820 Cindy never disappoints. 437 00:36:08,740 --> 00:36:13,740 So you're made of flesh... Not that I care... 438 00:36:14,340 --> 00:36:17,379 What's on your mind, buddy? 439 00:36:17,380 --> 00:36:18,659 Nothing. 440 00:36:18,660 --> 00:36:20,939 No bullshit to a dickhead. 441 00:36:20,940 --> 00:36:23,299 I'm not talking bullshit. 442 00:36:23,300 --> 00:36:28,300 You know I'll find out. 443 00:36:34,900 --> 00:36:36,499 Remember... 444 00:36:36,500 --> 00:36:40,099 Remember when we were in middle school and Kevin founded 445 00:36:40,100 --> 00:36:41,459 the Playboy club? 446 00:36:41,460 --> 00:36:43,059 That was nothing. 447 00:36:43,060 --> 00:36:46,060 He invited all of us guys to masturbate together 448 00:36:46,070 --> 00:36:48,899 to show us the nude on the central page. 449 00:36:48,900 --> 00:36:51,499 Did you actually do it or is he just making it up? 450 00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:53,499 Don't listen to him. He opens his mouth randomly. 451 00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:56,579 Danny, you were there. 452 00:36:56,580 --> 00:37:01,580 Oh no, right. You weren't there... because you were too much of a pussy. 453 00:37:01,980 --> 00:37:04,419 Not all of us were sex maniacs. 454 00:37:04,420 --> 00:37:07,579 Danny. You didn't even know what masturbating was. 455 00:37:07,580 --> 00:37:11,419 I learned on my own, like normal people do. 456 00:37:11,420 --> 00:37:14,459 What's happening to you? 457 00:37:14,460 --> 00:37:16,339 Kevin? 458 00:37:16,340 --> 00:37:19,339 What are you fiddling with? 459 00:37:19,340 --> 00:37:20,579 Nothing. 460 00:37:20,580 --> 00:37:23,259 Did you buy a pendant for Susannah? 461 00:37:23,260 --> 00:37:25,099 Too cute! Let me see. 462 00:37:25,100 --> 00:37:27,819 Give it a rest. 463 00:37:27,820 --> 00:37:29,579 Oh, I see... 464 00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:33,379 Something from the dorm that you just can't leave... 465 00:37:33,380 --> 00:37:34,459 What do you think, Danny? 466 00:37:34,460 --> 00:37:36,339 I think you're right. 467 00:37:38,220 --> 00:37:41,539 And go! 468 00:37:44,900 --> 00:37:49,900 What the hell got into me... to take this thing with me? 469 00:37:51,580 --> 00:37:56,580 Well, at least he left a note... 470 00:37:56,980 --> 00:38:01,980 Better than dumping you mid-blowjob like that asshole Sigma Nu. 471 00:38:02,940 --> 00:38:04,859 I need sex. 472 00:38:04,860 --> 00:38:06,899 Now. 473 00:38:06,900 --> 00:38:11,539 No more tantrums. You have to stop forcing things. 474 00:38:11,540 --> 00:38:16,540 And chase unavailable men It's not good for your mental health. 475 00:38:17,380 --> 00:38:21,539 Well... Will you marry me? 476 00:38:21,540 --> 00:38:23,499 I would like...but 477 00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:27,979 you're all fagot, I'm all slut. 478 00:38:27,980 --> 00:38:32,980 We would never succeed to enroll our children in the best schools. 479 00:38:35,540 --> 00:38:40,540 48... 49.., 480 00:38:44,220 --> 00:38:45,750 Do the girls leave then? 481 00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:46,939 Yes. 482 00:38:46,940 --> 00:38:50,019 They leave early tomorrow morning. 483 00:38:50,020 --> 00:38:52,139 And don't waste 'liquids' tonight. 484 00:38:52,140 --> 00:38:55,259 Susannah will need to fill up. 485 00:38:55,260 --> 00:38:57,579 I'll do my best. 486 00:39:05,420 --> 00:39:10,420 It's nice to feel like 'one of the guys' again. 487 00:39:16,420 --> 00:39:21,420 Sorry, Susannah. 488 00:39:27,900 --> 00:39:30,939 Wake up, sir. 489 00:39:30,940 --> 00:39:33,459 There was a change of plans. 490 00:39:33,460 --> 00:39:35,499 You won't believe it. 491 00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:39,539 Half of Texas flooded tonight. 492 00:39:39,540 --> 00:39:44,540 What? 493 00:39:55,100 --> 00:39:56,939 Danny, he's making fun of us! 494 00:39:56,940 --> 00:40:00,059 No! Many roads were washed away. 495 00:40:00,060 --> 00:40:01,939 - Seriously? - It's impossible. 496 00:40:01,940 --> 00:40:03,739 Check the news. 497 00:40:03,740 --> 00:40:06,299 They said: 'River levels are rising'... 498 00:40:07,740 --> 00:40:09,819 'For the record rainfall this autumn'... 499 00:40:10,540 --> 00:40:11,859 It can't be. 500 00:40:11,860 --> 00:40:16,019 Wait, if the roads are cut off, Does this mean we're trapped here? 501 00:40:17,220 --> 00:40:18,139 And the girls? 502 00:40:18,140 --> 00:40:19,299 And the food? 503 00:40:19,300 --> 00:40:21,139 Fuck food! And the girls? 504 00:40:21,140 --> 00:40:24,219 Well, I'm safe at home, but... 505 00:40:24,220 --> 00:40:28,459 We will be alone this weekend. 506 00:40:31,780 --> 00:40:33,979 HI. 507 00:40:33,980 --> 00:40:36,819 What do you want? 508 00:40:36,820 --> 00:40:41,579 Hell storm tonight, huh? 509 00:40:43,460 --> 00:40:45,379 Unusual for this time of year. 510 00:40:45,380 --> 00:40:47,539 If you're looking for Kevin, he's not here. 511 00:40:47,540 --> 00:40:52,139 I wasn't looking for Kevin, you little shit. I was looking for you. 512 00:40:52,140 --> 00:40:54,659 Can we go somewhere else? 513 00:40:54,660 --> 00:40:56,779 That? 514 00:40:56,780 --> 00:41:00,779 Anyone could enter here. 515 00:41:01,780 --> 00:41:03,739 I'm confused. 516 00:41:06,740 --> 00:41:08,740 Kevin's room is free. 517 00:41:22,420 --> 00:41:24,059 It's 10 in the morning. 518 00:41:24,060 --> 00:41:26,019 You're almost as much of an asshole as Danny. 519 00:41:26,980 --> 00:41:31,980 What will we do with ourselves all weekend? 520 00:41:34,940 --> 00:41:37,779 I'm so fucking bored. 521 00:41:37,780 --> 00:41:40,099 I go hunting for food. 522 00:41:40,100 --> 00:41:42,899 Here's Davy fucking Crockett. 523 00:41:42,900 --> 00:41:45,099 You know Steve? There was food in the fridge... 524 00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:46,739 I shouldn't work for it. 525 00:41:46,740 --> 00:41:49,859 All right, Danny. But let's not put our underwear in mothballs. 526 00:41:49,860 --> 00:41:51,779 Let's try not to get discouraged. 527 00:41:51,780 --> 00:41:54,499 OK. Everything is fine. 528 00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:56,539 HI. 529 00:41:56,540 --> 00:41:59,579 Sometimes I worry a little about that guy. 530 00:41:59,580 --> 00:42:02,099 We should give him a hand. 531 00:42:02,100 --> 00:42:05,499 NO, he'll be fine. 532 00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:09,819 Furthermore, so we have a golden opportunity. 533 00:42:09,820 --> 00:42:11,539 Which? 534 00:42:11,540 --> 00:42:15,699 'Dixie becomes Dallas' the long-awaited sequel to 535 00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:19,099 'Cindy becomes SINcinatti.' 536 00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:21,579 I don't feel comfortable in this room. 537 00:42:21,580 --> 00:42:23,099 He won't mind if we stay here. 538 00:42:23,100 --> 00:42:25,659 I water his fucking plants. 539 00:42:25,660 --> 00:42:28,659 So what is it? 540 00:42:28,660 --> 00:42:33,660 I'm chasing a pussy. 541 00:42:38,540 --> 00:42:43,540 What exactly do you want? 542 00:42:44,180 --> 00:42:47,180 Pass the English exam. 543 00:42:51,620 --> 00:42:53,620 Can you get me a Coke? 544 00:43:13,060 --> 00:43:14,659 Steve! 545 00:43:17,460 --> 00:43:20,619 I'm shitting... You answer! 546 00:43:24,940 --> 00:43:26,339 Ready. 547 00:43:26,340 --> 00:43:29,699 Thanks for downloading me with those two shitty lines. 548 00:43:29,700 --> 00:43:30,899 Cesar, hi. 549 00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:33,299 Nothing bye, repressed bitch. 550 00:43:33,300 --> 00:43:34,899 How did you get this number? 551 00:43:34,900 --> 00:43:38,059 What do you care... I want my ring back! 552 00:43:38,060 --> 00:43:39,819 You will have it. 553 00:43:39,820 --> 00:43:42,779 But, can we remain friends? 554 00:43:42,780 --> 00:43:45,419 My friends don't treat me like shit. 555 00:43:46,860 --> 00:43:50,579 I'm sorry, we just want different things in life. 556 00:43:50,580 --> 00:43:52,179 Don't be angry. 557 00:43:52,180 --> 00:43:54,900 How's it going with that pussy? 558 00:43:57,900 --> 00:44:00,379 I want my ring back. 559 00:44:03,420 --> 00:44:05,779 Problems with girls? 560 00:44:05,780 --> 00:44:07,619 Sort of. 561 00:44:07,620 --> 00:44:11,739 A good handjob will help you forget. 562 00:44:11,740 --> 00:44:14,419 I need to forget, that's for sure. 563 00:44:14,420 --> 00:44:17,539 I hope that the saws have made you hungry. 564 00:44:17,540 --> 00:44:22,059 I shot a turkey! 565 00:44:22,060 --> 00:44:24,179 Why is it called 'My Antonio'? 566 00:44:24,180 --> 00:44:26,459 It's 'Mia Antonia'. 567 00:44:26,460 --> 00:44:28,819 You like to take it out on yourself, don't you? 568 00:44:28,820 --> 00:44:30,499 Can be. 569 00:44:30,500 --> 00:44:33,259 The essay must focus on the point of view. 570 00:44:33,260 --> 00:44:37,899 It all begins with the voice of Antonia's childhood friend, 571 00:44:37,900 --> 00:44:38,939 ...a man. 572 00:44:38,940 --> 00:44:42,419 So let's look through his eyes... 573 00:44:42,420 --> 00:44:44,779 But the main character is... 574 00:44:44,780 --> 00:44:48,459 Antonia. 575 00:44:48,460 --> 00:44:51,059 You're not careful...! 576 00:44:51,060 --> 00:44:52,739 I am. 577 00:44:52,740 --> 00:44:55,899 My old man will skin me alive if I don't pass this course. 578 00:44:55,900 --> 00:44:58,779 So what are you doing? 579 00:44:59,780 --> 00:45:01,139 I was hoping that... 580 00:45:01,140 --> 00:45:05,859 If only you could write the essay yourself. 581 00:45:05,860 --> 00:45:09,139 And help me too to impress your friend. 582 00:45:09,140 --> 00:45:10,899 Fuck you. 583 00:45:10,900 --> 00:45:12,699 You've really outdone yourself, kid. 584 00:45:15,860 --> 00:45:17,219 Eat, come on. 585 00:45:19,220 --> 00:45:23,059 Kids in college they really taught you how to cook. 586 00:45:30,900 --> 00:45:35,900 Why don't you have a beer? 587 00:45:35,980 --> 00:45:38,539 He's right. You earned it. 588 00:45:38,540 --> 00:45:43,299 Oh, I forgot... Danny boy can't handle alcohol. 589 00:45:43,300 --> 00:45:46,659 Daniel. 590 00:45:46,660 --> 00:45:48,979 Well, I'll end up in shit... but 591 00:45:48,980 --> 00:45:51,379 Are my Cowboy eyes deceiving me? 592 00:45:51,380 --> 00:45:53,379 I told you, I've changed. 593 00:45:53,380 --> 00:45:55,459 All right, all right. 594 00:45:55,460 --> 00:45:57,539 I propose a toast... 595 00:45:57,540 --> 00:45:59,619 To Texas football. 596 00:45:59,620 --> 00:46:01,419 To the pussy. 597 00:46:01,420 --> 00:46:06,059 To drinking beer with Danny, all night. 598 00:46:17,300 --> 00:46:20,099 Don't tire yourself out with the dishes. 599 00:46:20,100 --> 00:46:25,100 Save your energy, think about Dixie. 600 00:46:26,340 --> 00:46:29,459 Are you drunk or just horny? 601 00:46:29,460 --> 00:46:32,459 Remember the video with the mechanical bull. 602 00:46:32,460 --> 00:46:37,460 The slut in action... Don't tell me it's not exciting. 603 00:46:37,980 --> 00:46:39,939 Danny is in the next room... 604 00:46:39,940 --> 00:46:43,219 He is such a heavy sleeper who could sleep under a tornado. 605 00:46:43,220 --> 00:46:44,859 Thank you. 606 00:46:44,860 --> 00:46:49,819 Since when do you turn down an evening with Dixie? 607 00:46:49,820 --> 00:46:52,339 We are no longer in high school. 608 00:46:52,340 --> 00:46:54,779 The best years of our lives, man. 609 00:46:54,780 --> 00:46:59,219 The best years of our lives. 610 00:46:59,220 --> 00:47:01,059 Where are you going? 611 00:47:01,060 --> 00:47:06,060 To get us some reinforcements. 612 00:47:12,660 --> 00:47:15,979 Dixie! Go! 613 00:47:15,980 --> 00:47:18,179 Yes! Look at those tits! 614 00:47:23,660 --> 00:47:27,299 I want to squirt so hard to get to the window, HELP ME! 615 00:47:27,300 --> 00:47:28,619 Come on! 616 00:47:28,620 --> 00:47:32,419 That would be rude Don't help a friend in need... 617 00:47:32,420 --> 00:47:34,420 For Dixie. 618 00:47:41,900 --> 00:47:45,819 Slower. 619 00:47:45,820 --> 00:47:48,579 Faster. 620 00:47:48,580 --> 00:47:51,859 This is what they do normal warm-blooded American boys... 621 00:47:51,860 --> 00:47:54,339 Why doesn't Cesar understand this? 622 00:48:11,060 --> 00:48:16,060 Mom? 623 00:48:17,140 --> 00:48:22,140 I think you're having a nightmare. 624 00:48:23,140 --> 00:48:25,619 I'm still drunk... 625 00:48:25,620 --> 00:48:30,620 Let's imagine. You drank two beers last night! 626 00:48:31,340 --> 00:48:35,340 Did I miss something? 627 00:48:51,980 --> 00:48:53,179 Good morning to you. 628 00:48:55,180 --> 00:48:59,859 Don't walk away when I try to talk to you. It really pisses me off. 629 00:48:59,860 --> 00:49:02,019 This is a fag-free zone, remember? 630 00:49:02,020 --> 00:49:03,059 And sit down. 631 00:49:03,060 --> 00:49:06,259 Listen, I've been reading this shit all night. 632 00:49:06,260 --> 00:49:09,779 And it doesn't make any damn sense to me. 633 00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:12,379 You're wasting your time. 634 00:49:12,380 --> 00:49:15,380 What should I do to make you change your mind? 635 00:49:23,460 --> 00:49:26,819 The bathroom is yours. 636 00:49:26,820 --> 00:49:27,739 Do you still drink? 637 00:49:27,740 --> 00:49:28,819 Where's Danny? 638 00:49:28,820 --> 00:49:31,339 Cut wood. 639 00:49:32,340 --> 00:49:34,299 Could you do me a favor? 640 00:49:34,300 --> 00:49:37,219 My father would have beaten me to death if I were a faggot. 641 00:49:37,220 --> 00:49:42,220 Don't use that word! It annoys me. 642 00:49:53,420 --> 00:49:58,420 This is the shit you spread about Sigma Nu, isn't it true? 643 00:49:58,460 --> 00:50:01,539 If everyone thinks that, it must be true. 644 00:50:01,540 --> 00:50:03,859 What would Kevin think what you're doing now, huh? 645 00:50:03,860 --> 00:50:05,659 I give a shit than what Kevin thinks. 646 00:50:05,660 --> 00:50:07,500 So why when you act like a pig 647 00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:08,739 Does his name always come up? 648 00:50:08,740 --> 00:50:11,139 Enough with Kevin! 649 00:50:11,140 --> 00:50:14,699 We don't have until Christmas. 650 00:50:17,420 --> 00:50:20,179 The message is clear. 651 00:50:20,180 --> 00:50:22,739 I need to find a steady girlfriend. 652 00:50:22,740 --> 00:50:25,259 Oh Lord! 653 00:50:25,260 --> 00:50:28,859 You're better than Brenda. 654 00:50:29,860 --> 00:50:32,499 Good heavens! 655 00:50:32,500 --> 00:50:35,939 Hi, Danny. 656 00:50:35,940 --> 00:50:39,419 I already told you, it's Daniel. 657 00:50:39,420 --> 00:50:42,019 Five typed pages. 658 00:50:42,020 --> 00:50:44,020 Double spaced. 659 00:50:55,020 --> 00:50:56,019 Draw, fagot. 660 00:50:56,020 --> 00:50:58,979 Who said anything about drawing? 661 00:50:59,580 --> 00:51:03,819 This thing is so 'gay', guys. 662 00:51:03,820 --> 00:51:05,979 Are you calling me gay, Danny boy? 663 00:51:05,980 --> 00:51:09,579 No. But I wonder... 664 00:51:09,580 --> 00:51:12,580 What were you doing under the covers, Kev? 665 00:51:17,420 --> 00:51:18,579 Here it is! 666 00:51:18,580 --> 00:51:20,299 It wasn't on the blanket... 667 00:51:20,300 --> 00:51:21,939 I told you it was underneath! 668 00:51:21,940 --> 00:51:24,619 I told him it was there. 669 00:51:24,620 --> 00:51:27,299 We watched Dixie face the football team... 670 00:51:27,300 --> 00:51:30,979 Not that you have any interest about things like that. 671 00:51:30,980 --> 00:51:34,819 Why keep doing these things behind my back 672 00:51:34,820 --> 00:51:36,819 without inviting me? 673 00:51:36,820 --> 00:51:39,179 Because you're repressed. 674 00:51:39,180 --> 00:51:44,180 I'm not repressed. 675 00:51:44,220 --> 00:51:47,139 Repressed! 676 00:51:47,140 --> 00:51:51,140 I'll show you the repressed! 677 00:52:00,540 --> 00:52:03,059 Come on, Dixie! 678 00:52:03,060 --> 00:52:04,819 That's definitely what it does... 679 00:52:04,820 --> 00:52:06,699 GAY. 680 00:52:06,700 --> 00:52:10,579 Do you want to suck it or...? 681 00:52:10,580 --> 00:52:14,939 That's why it's two pages. 682 00:52:14,940 --> 00:52:16,419 Perhaps. 683 00:52:16,420 --> 00:52:19,499 No, get the fuck away from me. I prefer to fail. 684 00:52:19,500 --> 00:52:22,379 Right. 685 00:52:22,380 --> 00:52:23,619 Wait. 686 00:52:23,620 --> 00:52:24,579 OK... 687 00:52:24,580 --> 00:52:27,539 After all, you're not doing shit to me. 688 00:52:27,540 --> 00:52:32,540 After all, it's just a pump. 689 00:52:39,500 --> 00:52:41,499 Clothes. 690 00:52:41,500 --> 00:52:42,939 What a big bullshit... 691 00:52:42,940 --> 00:52:46,299 Shut up. I'm trying to focus on Dixie. 692 00:52:47,300 --> 00:52:49,779 What are you doing? 693 00:52:49,780 --> 00:52:52,819 I don't want the sheets to get wet. 694 00:52:53,820 --> 00:52:56,459 Danny, can you help me for a second? 695 00:52:57,460 --> 00:52:59,099 It doesn't exist! 696 00:52:59,100 --> 00:53:01,619 OK. I was just joking. 697 00:53:01,620 --> 00:53:02,859 Go, Dixie! 698 00:53:06,700 --> 00:53:09,739 You have it bigger than I remember, Danny. 699 00:53:09,740 --> 00:53:12,859 - Truly? - Yes. 700 00:53:12,860 --> 00:53:14,259 I'm almost there. 701 00:53:14,260 --> 00:53:16,619 No no no. 702 00:53:16,620 --> 00:53:18,459 We have to synchronize. 703 00:53:18,460 --> 00:53:20,979 Ready? 704 00:53:20,980 --> 00:53:22,539 One... 705 00:53:22,540 --> 00:53:24,179 Two... 706 00:53:24,180 --> 00:53:25,459 Three... 707 00:53:25,460 --> 00:53:27,379 Go! 708 00:53:32,260 --> 00:53:35,099 I brought the groceries. 709 00:53:37,580 --> 00:53:39,579 I am sorry. I really am... 710 00:53:39,580 --> 00:53:41,579 Let's get this over with, shall we? Come on. 711 00:53:41,580 --> 00:53:46,580 I will help you, but you will write the essay yourself. 712 00:53:47,020 --> 00:53:51,499 I got my ass bare for you, you talking dick. You owe me. 713 00:53:51,500 --> 00:53:53,179 I could have had you... 714 00:53:53,180 --> 00:53:56,059 But I would never really have you. 715 00:53:56,060 --> 00:53:58,219 What the fuck does that mean? 716 00:53:58,220 --> 00:54:02,179 The club of erotomaniac maniacs, unbelievable... 717 00:54:02,180 --> 00:54:05,499 Brenda. We were just watching porn. 718 00:54:05,500 --> 00:54:08,179 Happy to know which is not a habit. 719 00:54:08,180 --> 00:54:10,859 Please don't tell Carla... 720 00:54:10,860 --> 00:54:12,860 Whose idea was it? 721 00:54:16,820 --> 00:54:18,139 How did you get here, darling? 722 00:54:18,140 --> 00:54:23,139 By car. And I'm leaving tonight, so explain, now! 723 00:54:23,140 --> 00:54:26,179 Dixie was our only company, ma'am. 724 00:54:26,180 --> 00:54:30,179 Can you pass me my panties? I don't feel very well. 725 00:54:30,180 --> 00:54:33,419 Let's go. Let me explain. 726 00:54:33,420 --> 00:54:37,979 Damn. I give up. You guys do locker room nonsense... 727 00:54:37,980 --> 00:54:40,099 because the locker room you got it stuck in your brain! 728 00:54:40,100 --> 00:54:45,100 Brenda... 729 00:54:45,340 --> 00:54:48,779 Tell anyone and I'll beat the shit out of you. 730 00:54:48,780 --> 00:54:51,299 This won't help you pass English, head! 731 00:54:51,300 --> 00:54:52,500 Not even Willa Cather. 732 00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:54,699 I think I'd rather be fucked in the ass! 733 00:54:54,700 --> 00:54:56,779 Where were we? 734 00:55:07,740 --> 00:55:12,740 They're just pretending. 735 00:55:14,580 --> 00:55:19,019 Why do you put scouring powder in the refrigerator? 736 00:55:19,020 --> 00:55:21,020 Shit. 737 00:55:28,060 --> 00:55:31,259 I didn't like it at all. 738 00:55:34,580 --> 00:55:36,580 What are you talking about? 739 00:55:40,420 --> 00:55:45,420 Pass me the leftover turkey, okay? 740 00:55:50,580 --> 00:55:53,580 Damn! 741 00:56:02,780 --> 00:56:05,899 Danny, kids do these things. 742 00:56:05,900 --> 00:56:08,179 It doesn't mean anything. 743 00:56:08,180 --> 00:56:10,059 Do they do it? 744 00:56:10,060 --> 00:56:14,379 Safe. Even guys 'who have girlfriends'. 745 00:56:14,380 --> 00:56:17,380 Especially the guys 'who have girlfriends'. 746 00:56:19,620 --> 00:56:22,139 I can't write this essay. 747 00:56:22,140 --> 00:56:24,939 Yes you can. 748 00:56:24,940 --> 00:56:26,539 Will you help me? 749 00:56:26,540 --> 00:56:28,499 Yes. 750 00:56:30,500 --> 00:56:32,539 Justin... 751 00:56:33,540 --> 00:56:34,859 Stay. 752 00:56:34,860 --> 00:56:37,779 I get some food. 753 00:56:37,780 --> 00:56:42,780 It's going to be a long night... 754 00:56:45,020 --> 00:56:48,259 You're in love with someone at school, right? 755 00:56:48,260 --> 00:56:49,779 What? 756 00:56:49,780 --> 00:56:51,699 Hell... no! 757 00:56:51,700 --> 00:56:54,419 It seems serious. 758 00:56:54,420 --> 00:56:58,019 Danny, I'm not in love. 759 00:56:58,020 --> 00:57:00,779 It's impossible, okay? 760 00:57:00,780 --> 00:57:03,780 I'm just asking. 761 00:57:08,100 --> 00:57:10,179 I don't know, man. 762 00:57:10,180 --> 00:57:12,459 I tried to forget things all weekend... 763 00:57:12,460 --> 00:57:15,179 And then Susannah doesn't show up... 764 00:57:15,180 --> 00:57:17,619 What are you talking about? 765 00:57:17,620 --> 00:57:19,499 I see no prospects, Danny. 766 00:57:19,500 --> 00:57:23,419 It can't go like this! 767 00:57:23,420 --> 00:57:24,979 I'm really puzzled. 768 00:57:24,980 --> 00:57:26,699 I wouldn't be happy. 769 00:57:26,700 --> 00:57:28,859 I couldn't be happy. 770 00:57:28,860 --> 00:57:30,899 I want to get married! 771 00:57:30,900 --> 00:57:32,819 Having kids and all that. 772 00:57:47,220 --> 00:57:48,979 Maybe I should hear from Cesar... 773 00:57:48,980 --> 00:57:52,980 Make sure he hasn't gone crazy. 774 00:58:00,860 --> 00:58:02,699 Ready? 775 00:58:02,700 --> 00:58:04,979 Hi Kevin, 776 00:58:04,980 --> 00:58:07,179 Cesar. 777 00:58:07,180 --> 00:58:08,739 It's really nice to hear your voice. 778 00:58:08,740 --> 00:58:11,259 Me too. 779 00:58:11,260 --> 00:58:13,499 I'm sorry for getting angry the last time we spoke. 780 00:58:13,500 --> 00:58:14,779 No it's fine. 781 00:58:14,780 --> 00:58:17,739 I didn't even ask you how did it go during the storm. 782 00:58:17,740 --> 00:58:21,779 We are all safe and sound. Thank you. 783 00:58:21,780 --> 00:58:25,019 Everything is fine? 784 00:58:25,020 --> 00:58:26,979 Was... 785 00:58:26,980 --> 00:58:30,019 Kevin, it's been a crazy week, 786 00:58:30,020 --> 00:58:32,899 with an absurd weekend. 787 00:58:32,900 --> 00:58:37,900 You tell me... 788 00:58:38,140 --> 00:58:43,140 I think we shouldn't see each other anymore, when you come back... 789 00:58:47,500 --> 00:58:49,379 OK. 790 00:58:49,380 --> 00:58:54,380 What I'm trying to say is... 791 00:58:54,940 --> 00:58:56,419 I don't know what I'm trying to say. 792 00:58:56,420 --> 00:59:01,420 I understand you. 793 00:59:08,260 --> 00:59:13,260 Kevin? 794 00:59:13,340 --> 00:59:16,979 Are you there? 795 00:59:16,980 --> 00:59:19,419 Yes. 796 00:59:19,420 --> 00:59:23,499 Better close. 797 00:59:23,500 --> 00:59:28,500 We're still friends, right? 798 00:59:30,860 --> 00:59:35,860 When I come back, I would like to take you in a good place I know... 799 00:59:37,020 --> 00:59:40,179 I wish you only good things, Kevin. 800 00:59:40,180 --> 00:59:42,699 Cesar... 801 00:59:42,700 --> 00:59:44,819 I'll leave the money for the long distance. 802 00:59:44,820 --> 00:59:46,419 That? 803 00:59:48,420 --> 00:59:50,779 Hi, Kevin. 804 01:00:04,420 --> 01:00:06,420 HI. 805 01:00:15,660 --> 01:00:18,660 Hey buddy! 806 01:00:23,660 --> 01:00:25,459 How did it go with Brenda? 807 01:00:25,460 --> 01:00:27,619 Very good. 808 01:00:27,620 --> 01:00:29,699 She's gone. 809 01:00:29,700 --> 01:00:31,379 He had to go back to his father. 810 01:00:31,380 --> 01:00:33,899 Again! 811 01:00:33,900 --> 01:00:35,899 What's wrong with you, friend? 812 01:00:41,740 --> 01:00:45,859 Does it have anything to do with that pendant? 813 01:00:45,860 --> 01:00:49,699 No! It has nothing to do with that damned pendant! 814 01:00:49,700 --> 01:00:53,659 Nothing! 815 01:00:53,660 --> 01:00:57,019 Things sometimes they find ways to function on their own. 816 01:00:57,020 --> 01:00:59,939 They always do it. 817 01:00:59,940 --> 01:01:02,259 Yes. 818 01:01:02,260 --> 01:01:05,659 You have to put in a good word for me with Marscha. 819 01:01:05,660 --> 01:01:09,539 I'll tell her you have a nice cock. 820 01:01:09,540 --> 01:01:13,979 Well, now you know... I get no complaints on that front. 821 01:01:13,980 --> 01:01:16,619 But feel it. 822 01:01:16,620 --> 01:01:19,499 You missed a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, cowboy. 823 01:01:19,500 --> 01:01:21,339 Cowboys? 824 01:01:21,340 --> 01:01:24,340 I'm not your cowboy. 825 01:01:27,780 --> 01:01:29,299 Aggressive... 826 01:01:29,300 --> 01:01:30,979 I like it... 827 01:01:30,980 --> 01:01:33,179 Let me put on some Dixie. 828 01:01:33,180 --> 01:01:34,779 Fuck Dixie. 829 01:01:34,780 --> 01:01:36,819 Yes sir. 830 01:01:36,820 --> 01:01:41,419 Empty my pipe, sir. 831 01:01:41,420 --> 01:01:44,139 What the fuck are you doing?! 832 01:01:44,140 --> 01:01:47,539 Jesus, Kevin! Have you lost your fucking mind? 833 01:01:47,540 --> 01:01:50,139 - I lost it! - Fuck you! 834 01:01:50,140 --> 01:01:52,179 I'm drunk. 835 01:01:52,180 --> 01:01:55,119 I'm not... I'm not like that, Kevin. 836 01:01:55,620 --> 01:02:00,299 Me neither. 837 01:02:00,300 --> 01:02:02,739 Fuck you! I know what you're accusing me of. 838 01:02:02,740 --> 01:02:06,419 Relax, buddy. I'm not accusing you of anything. 839 01:02:06,420 --> 01:02:09,819 Look, you and I, we're made the same. 840 01:02:09,820 --> 01:02:14,820 No, man, we're not. 841 01:02:15,700 --> 01:02:19,219 You started it all! It was you! 842 01:02:19,220 --> 01:02:21,819 There's something bothering you... 843 01:02:21,820 --> 01:02:22,939 Listen. 844 01:02:22,940 --> 01:02:25,139 You and me... 845 01:02:25,140 --> 01:02:26,339 We are friends. 846 01:02:26,340 --> 01:02:30,579 We will always be friends. 847 01:02:30,580 --> 01:02:33,580 But... 848 01:02:40,460 --> 01:02:43,460 'Night. 849 01:03:06,140 --> 01:03:08,739 Everything OK? 850 01:03:08,740 --> 01:03:11,739 Everything OK. 851 01:03:11,740 --> 01:03:14,740 Simply fantastic. 852 01:03:19,700 --> 01:03:21,699 Hey, nerd. 853 01:03:21,700 --> 01:03:24,259 Hey! 854 01:03:24,260 --> 01:03:29,260 What happens? 855 01:03:33,100 --> 01:03:36,739 But what an interesting picture... 856 01:03:36,740 --> 01:03:41,419 I haven't introduced you yet my new friend: Justin. 857 01:03:41,420 --> 01:03:44,459 Nice to see you again, Marsha. 858 01:03:44,460 --> 01:03:49,460 Just for the record: I'm in the top 10 of my class. 859 01:03:51,820 --> 01:03:54,099 The top 10... 860 01:03:54,100 --> 01:03:56,539 I knew you would be impressed. 861 01:03:56,540 --> 01:03:57,899 Danny! 862 01:03:57,900 --> 01:04:00,900 Let's go! 863 01:04:07,900 --> 01:04:12,619 Maybe we could see each other at SMU's next game. 864 01:04:12,620 --> 01:04:17,620 Why not... 865 01:04:35,260 --> 01:04:36,979 Don't let him drink or drive, Daniel. 866 01:04:36,980 --> 01:04:38,619 Of course. 867 01:04:38,620 --> 01:04:42,659 And don't rush back. The streets are still a mess. 868 01:04:42,660 --> 01:04:44,499 I hope that... 869 01:04:44,500 --> 01:04:48,659 may everything go well for you at school. 870 01:04:48,660 --> 01:04:53,660 Thank you. 871 01:05:16,140 --> 01:05:18,899 For the first time in my life... 872 01:05:18,900 --> 01:05:22,779 The truth was staring me right in the face. 873 01:05:22,780 --> 01:05:25,459 I am... 874 01:05:25,460 --> 01:05:30,460 a disappointment. 875 01:06:05,300 --> 01:06:08,179 HI. 876 01:06:08,180 --> 01:06:11,939 HI. 877 01:06:11,940 --> 01:06:14,979 The suitcase is really heavy. 878 01:06:14,980 --> 01:06:18,379 I would appreciate some help to take her back to my room. 879 01:06:18,380 --> 01:06:23,380 There's a cart out in the hallway. 880 01:06:24,900 --> 01:06:26,619 Yes. 881 01:06:26,620 --> 01:06:29,179 Thank you. 882 01:06:29,180 --> 01:06:31,779 I am sorry... 883 01:06:31,780 --> 01:06:33,419 For what I did. 884 01:06:33,420 --> 01:06:37,219 The last thing I wanted to do was hurt you. 885 01:06:37,220 --> 01:06:41,339 OK. 886 01:06:41,340 --> 01:06:45,340 I want my ring back, Kevin. 887 01:06:47,300 --> 01:06:50,300 Yes. 888 01:07:27,140 --> 01:07:30,140 We will see each other. 889 01:07:33,180 --> 01:07:36,180 We will see each other. 890 01:07:40,860 --> 01:07:44,659 Cesar... 891 01:07:44,660 --> 01:07:49,660 You were always right. 892 01:07:51,180 --> 01:07:56,180 I'm a mess. 893 01:08:30,940 --> 01:08:34,099 Wait a second... 894 01:08:34,100 --> 01:08:36,739 I never said you were a mess. 895 01:08:36,740 --> 01:08:39,819 A repressed whore, maybe... 896 01:08:39,820 --> 01:08:41,779 But never a disaster. 897 01:08:41,780 --> 01:08:44,139 Thanks for clarifying that. 898 01:08:44,140 --> 01:08:49,140 I just wanted to set the record straight. 899 01:08:54,140 --> 01:08:56,819 At least there's one thing I have no doubt about. 900 01:08:56,820 --> 01:09:00,020 Would be? 901 01:09:05,060 --> 01:09:08,099 You are special to me and... 902 01:09:08,100 --> 01:09:13,100 even though I did everything to forget you... 903 01:09:13,740 --> 01:09:18,740 I couldn't do it... 904 01:09:22,940 --> 01:09:27,019 What should I do with you? 905 01:09:27,020 --> 01:09:28,779 You're a smart guy... 906 01:09:28,780 --> 01:09:33,179 You will find something. 907 01:09:33,180 --> 01:09:35,819 I just want to know if we have... 908 01:09:35,820 --> 01:09:40,820 a chance... 909 01:09:46,660 --> 01:09:51,660 I wish I could say that I'm not messed up anymore... 910 01:09:51,980 --> 01:09:56,980 that I understood everything... 911 01:09:58,020 --> 01:10:01,739 But... it's a morning in America 912 01:10:01,740 --> 01:10:06,740 and get ready for a good day. 1000 01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:20,000 subtitles and translation by Marco Calcinelli - Forlì